I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
His nipple licking is glorious
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