their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
Bring me that man meat
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
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