Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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