Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
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