You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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