I don't think brook has ever known best
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
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You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
A hefty woman and I mean hefty shoved her number in my pocket at the gym without as much as a hello, winked and kept walking. Going to use your bed to defile her, don't want her to know where I live or have my neighbors see! Thanks, you're a pal!
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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