I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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