put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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