He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Randomize
