i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
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