I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
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