ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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