it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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