it's too hot outside to masturbate.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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