Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
finding my wedding ring encrusted in vomit this morning really just topped off last night...
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
So squirting runs in the family.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
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