Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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