North Korea, Best Korea!
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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