hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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