Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
LMAO!!! just remembered you said this to me last night. "sometimes you post too many Jesus tweets. It's not that that's really bad... But I roll my eyes and you should know that."
I was drunk but it's true
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
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