You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I think people are normalizing furries
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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