She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Is it penis luge time yet?
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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