thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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