i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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