Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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