some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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