Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
So much rum. So many feels.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
True strength comes from lack of pants
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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