I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
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