oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Randomize