About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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