I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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