I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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