NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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