There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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