people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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