It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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