for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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