So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
who knew "i drink your milkshake" would work as a pickup line
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I lost the right to judge tonight
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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