O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
even my farts smell like vagina
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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