Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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