We won't sleep together?
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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