The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
It's never too late to be topless.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Randomize