It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
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