I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
No subtext here. People are naked.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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