it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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