Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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