I think scott just propositioned me for sex
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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