Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
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