the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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