love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
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