Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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