I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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