Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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