idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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